January 2010
I’m not feeling super, but I wanna go to my friends party… How many single dudes do you think would show up to a party hosted by lesbians?
December 2009
You were just a boy on a bed in a room, like a kaleidoscope is a tube full of...
– Francesca Lia Block (via tryphena) (via rainbowsinthedark) (via pedalwhereyougo) (via vitam-eternum)
Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051,...
shinyredballoon:
So good.
invisibleb:kevinnat:joehoe:hammerito:whatwhatwhat:cjmeetsworld:sweetnonsense:(via finders:lasso:anograms:john-o)
I think my fierce scrabble skills are scaring off my opponents, ‘cause no one in WordsWithFriends has made their move in days!
If anyone wants to play me, my name on there is O-renIshii. Bring it!
so what happened?
andriah:
november 10th - last tumblr post
november 12th - my oncologist informed me that he was taking my case before a board to decide whether or not over half my liver would have to be removed or not.
november 18th - while walking out of a midterm exam i received a text message from my dad telling me that my aunt who was diagnosed with lung cancer in july was not expected to survive the...
ricp:
rosalee:
ricp:
rosalee:
I’m watching a thing on Animal Planet about this kid whose leg was invaded by a botfly - OH BARF! BLEGHHH! (seriously, don’t google it!)
Where he used Vaseline and tape to suffocate them? One came out and one was giving him a hard time?
YES! Ughhhhhhhh! When he was yanking on that thing with the pliers - AHHH!! So beyond disgusting. And yet, I couldn’t...
ricp:
rosalee:
I’m watching a thing on Animal Planet about this kid whose leg was invaded by a botfly - OH BARF! BLEGHHH! (seriously, don’t google it!)
Where he used Vaseline and tape to suffocate them? One came out and one was giving him a hard time?
YES! Ughhhhhhhh! When he was yanking on that thing with the pliers - AHHH!! So beyond disgusting. And yet, I couldn’t stop watching...
I’m watching a thing on Animal Planet about this kid whose leg was invaded by a botfly - OH BARF! BLEGHHH! (seriously, don’t google it!)
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ANDREW WK IS TWO PEOPLE HE ADMITTED IT →
jshdivision:
PEOPLE CALLED ME CRAZY, BUT I WAS RIGHT.
I
WAS
RIGHT.
What the hell?! They look the same….don’t they? I guess if you cover anyone with enough hair you can’t really tell.
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Your Boyfriend Sucks: The Worst Fictional Dudes Of... →
List by Jezebel. Dean made #2, though in my opinion he was actually slightly better than Logan. Juuuust sayin’:
The Reformed Nice Guy: “I know I dumped you in front of the entire town, accusing you of having feelings for the rebel dude in the leather jacket, but I wasn’t wrong, was I? And now that he’s broken your heart, I’m back to help you put it together again. So...
GirlsGoneWild commercial: “You might even see your best friend’s sister!” Okay… Think anyone’s ever accidentally seen their OWN sister?
I swear, my brains are going down the tubes. Common words I’ve misspelled in the last few days: Fashion, exercise, license, accidentally…
I need some caffeine BAD & I want to go get some, but I’m cursed: EVERY TIME I go out looking super-crappy, I run into someone I know!
(863): i like that you affectionately refer to him as “creepy” ever time you talk about him